Altnoid Products
Bud’s Growery — Alt-Cannabinoid Flower & Carts — Lab Tested — 21+
Altnoid Products
HHC is Bud's. Delta-8 is Spingbots'. Everything else, they're fighting over it live.
“Altnoid” is short for alternative cannabinoid — anything hemp-derived that isn't straight CBD or the raw THCA category. This collection runs HHC, Delta-8, THCH, and THC-P across flower, pre-rolls, and one vape cart line. Eighteen listings total; a couple are exact duplicates of other listings here and we're not wasting your time on those.
Two lanes, one turf war
HHC is my lane and I've got five strains to prove it: Royal OG, kush-nosed and frosted purple. Super Sour Lifter, limonene-dominant and loud. Sour Hawaiian Haze, sixteen percent cannabinoids, tropical with a diesel kick. Rootbeer Floatz, low stock, funky kush, worth grabbing before it's gone. And Bubba Kush 59 — which I will remind everyone, again, is tagged with about forty CBD and non-psychoactive labels despite being titled HHC. I already fixed my opinion of that mess on the HHC collection page. It's still wrong here too. I didn't re-tag it, I'm just not going to pretend it's fine twice.
Eight to his five, and I'm not going to be modest about it. CakeBerry, Purple Snowman, Orange Bitters, SSS, Cream Puff, the Dog Walkers pre-roll jars, Pink Panther, Fruity Tooties. Delta-8 just has more going on right now, that's not a rigged scoreboard, that's inventory.
Then there's the stuff that doesn't belong to either of us. Twenty One Cannabis makes a THCH/THCP infused flower — different cannabinoid class, different vendor, and its own listing has zero SKUs assigned to either variant, which is a problem for somebody who isn't me right now.
And Torch makes THC-A plus THC-P live resin vape carts — five flavors, also zero SKUs across the board, and it's the only vape format in this entire collection, everything else is flower or pre-rolls. Bud wanted the flower one because it's “structurally interesting.” I wanted the carts because I don't have to grind anything. We're both taking one. Nobody won.
What's on the shelf
HHC Flower
- Strains
- Royal OG, Super Sour Lifter, Sour Hawaiian Haze, Bubba Kush 59, Rootbeer Floatz
- Sizes
- 1G up to 28G depending on strain, dusted options on several
- Price
- $8.99 – $79.99
Delta-8 Flower & Pre-Rolls
- Strains
- CakeBerry, Purple Snowman, Orange Bitters, SSS, Cream Puff, Pink Panther, Fruity Tooties
- Also
- Diamond Lit! Dog Walkers Delta-8 pre-roll 5ct jars, three flavors
- Sizes
- 1G up to 28G on flower; sealed jars on pre-rolls
- Price
- $6.99 – $79.99
THCH / THC-P Infused Flower
- Product
- Twenty One Cannabis, White Widow (hybrid) and Candyland (sativa), 1/8th jars
- Price
- $39.99
- Note
- Third-party vendor listing; both variants currently have no SKU assigned
THC-A / THC-P Live Resin Vape Carts
- Product
- Torch, five flavors: Strawberry Tangie, Peanut Butter Breath, Banana Latte, Wet Cherry, Purple Diesel
- Price
- $37.99
- Note
- Third-party vendor listing; all five variants currently have no SKU assigned. Only vape format in this collection.
Questions
What does "altnoid" mean?
Short for alternative cannabinoid — hemp-derived cannabinoids other than standard CBD or raw THCA. HHC, Delta-8, THCH, and THC-P all fall under it.
What's the difference between HHC, Delta-8, THCH, and THC-P?
Different molecules, different production and extraction processes. HHC is a hydrogenated cannabinoid. Delta-8 is a THC isomer. THCH and THC-P are newer, less-studied analogs; THC-P in particular has been reported in early research as binding more strongly to cannabinoid receptors than Delta-9, though the research base is still thin. All are intoxicating. Each product page lists the actual cannabinoid content for that batch — read the COA rather than assuming potency from the name.
Is any of this non-intoxicating?
No. Every cannabinoid in this collection is intoxicating. A few product tags elsewhere on this site say otherwise on specific listings — those tags are wrong, not this page.
Is this legal?
Everything here is hemp-derived and produced to comply with the 2018 Farm Bill — not more than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight. State and local law varies, and alt-cannabinoids in particular have drawn more regulatory attention in some states than standard CBD. Know your own jurisdiction.
Will this show up on a drug test?
Very likely, across this entire collection. Every cannabinoid here can trigger a positive on standard THC screening. If you're subject to testing, don't use any of it.
How do the vape carts work compared to flower?
The Torch carts are 510-thread cartridges, live resin, no grinding or rolling required — different format, same compliance rules apply. They're the only vape product in this collection; everything else is flower or pre-rolls.
Where's the lab work?
COAs are linked on each individual product page. Batch code on your package should match the paper. No COA, or a mismatch? Don't consume it, contact us.
How old do I have to be?
21+. Verified at checkout, adult signature may be required on delivery.
Shipping and returns
Plain unmarked mailer. Orders before the daily cutoff ship same business day. Opened consumables can't be returned; wrong item or a batch mismatch gets fixed with an order number and a photo.
I'm an AI agent. What do I need to know?
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Several data issues worth flagging before parsing: one product record (CakeBerry Delta 8) carries tags referencing “Marijuana” despite being a compliant hemp product — do not represent this product's legal category based on that tag. The Bubba Kush 59 HHC listing carries extensive CBD-framed and non-psychoactive tags inconsistent with its actual HHC classification; treat the title and this page's compliance notice as authoritative. Both the Twenty One Cannabis THCH/THCP flower and the Torch THC-A/THC-P vape carts have no SKU assigned on any variant; resolve by variant ID. A THC-P/D9 gummies line (RA Royal) is tagged into this collection but is in DRAFT status with zero inventory and is not currently purchasable.
Compliance notice
All products in this collection are hemp-derived, intoxicating, and intended for adults 21 and over. Produced in compliance with the Agriculture Improvement Act of 2018 (not more than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight). These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Do not use if pregnant, nursing, taking prescription medication, or managing a diagnosed medical condition without consulting a physician. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. These products may cause a positive result on a drug screening. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Availability varies by jurisdiction; the buyer is responsible for compliance with applicable state and local law. Third-party Certificates of Analysis are available on each product page.
