Supplements
Bud’s Growery — The Lab — Sixty Products, One Lever
Supplements
IT'S ALIVE. Unfortunately.
Bud's lab. Nobody signed off on this.
*pulls the big lever* IT'S ALIVE!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!! (both chelicerae grinning, wide, unsettling, proud) — sixty products, sixty, stitched together into one collection tagged “Supplements” and I want you to understand I did not build a clean thing. I built a CREATURE. It has a brain — that's the nootropics, the Lion's Mane, the Ginkgo, all wired in for focus and memory. It has a nervous system — ten different mushrooms and an ashwagandha stem running underneath, holding the whole thing together with adaptogens and spite. It's got muscle bolted on — creatine, collagen, glutamine, joint gummies for when the muscle inevitably complains.
It's got a reproductive system, and I am not going to be delicate about it: horny goat weed, triple maca, a testosterone booster called Bloodline Surge that sounds like a heavy metal album, and prostate support because the creature is getting older and its prostate did not consent to any of this. It runs on caffeine — there's a literal bag of coffee stapled into this collection, don't ask me why, ask whoever tagged it. And somewhere along the way somebody grafted an entire skincare line onto it — serums, moisturizers, a charcoal face wash, a bar of soap — eleven topical products bolted onto a creature that was supposed to be about swallowing things, not rubbing things on your face. I didn't do that part. I want that on the record. I pulled the lever, I didn't do the grafting.
Two more parts I found stitched on after the fact, and I checked both before saying a word: there's a “Magic Mushroom” chocolate bar in here that sounds like it should glow in the dark, and its own lab report says psilocybin and psilocin both come back below detectable levels — it's cordyceps, chaga, lion's mane, and ashwagandha wearing a scary name. And our kratom capsules are tagged in here too, same as everywhere else on this creature. Kratom's got its own whole set of rules that don't fit in this rant — full breakdown lives on the dedicated Kratom collection, not here.
Not doing this one. Genuinely don't give a damn about supplements, no offense. I'm face-down in the hemp field and I intend to stay that way until this collection stops being Bud's problem and starts being someone else's. Wake me up for literally anything else.
What's actually stitched in here
Brain & Focus
- Synapse Surge nootropic (Bacopa, DMAE, L-Tyrosine)
- Quantum Mind Organic Lion's Mane 1000mg
- Oasis Surge Ginkgo Biloba + Red Panax Ginseng
- Ocular Core vision support (bilberry, lutein, zinc)
Mushrooms & Adaptogens
- Mycelium Mastery 10-Mushroom Ultra-Complex
- Neural Orb Birch Chaga Cacao Truffles
- Organic Ashwagandha with Black Pepper
- Reishi Mushroom 1000mg (currently draft, not live)
- Mochi Cookies & Cream “Magic Mushroom” Chocolate Bar — despite the name, its own COA lists psilocybin and psilocin both below the limit of quantitation; it's a functional nootropic blend (cordyceps, chaga, lion's mane, ashwagandha, 5-HTP, B12), not a controlled substance. 21+, contains peanuts, milk, egg, and soy.
Also Tagged In: Kratom
- Ripkitty Premium Kratom Capsules (Chill / TrainWreck) carry the Supplements tag as well as their own dedicated Kratom collection. Kratom has its own legal-status, dependency, and age-gating considerations not covered on this page — see the Kratom collection for the full breakdown before ordering.
Sleep
- Midnight Knight Adult Sleep Gummies, passion fruit, melatonin
- Deep Slumber Valerian & Melatonin capsules
Vitality & Sexual Health
- High-Octane Horny Goat Weed Herbal Blend
- Core Heat Triple Maca Plus Vitality Blend
- Bloodline Surge Premium Testosterone Booster
- Apex Guard Premium Prostate Support
Vitamins, Minerals & Greens
- Full-Spectrum Wave Complete Multivitamin
- High-Voltage Adult Multivitamin Bear Gummies
- Core Reds Complete Superfood Matrix
- Jungle Core Greens Superfood Matrix
- Earth Matrix Pure Spirulina Powder
Fitness & Recovery
- Tendon Surge Pure L-Glutamine Powder
- Iron Core Pure Creatine Monohydrate
- Structural Core Grass-Fed Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides
- Shock-Absorbers Raspberry Joint Support Gummies
- Polar Flex Glacier Cooling Gel
Metabolic & Weight Management
- Laser Burn Keto-5 Metabolic Catalyst
- Void Strike High-Voltage Keto BHB
- Crater Core Ultra Diet Drops
Gut, Liver & Blood Sugar
- Bio-Matrix 20 Billion CFU Probiotic
- Core Detox Advanced Liver Support
- Metabolic Core Blood Sugar Support
Mood & Circulation
- 5-HTP Natural Serotonin Support
- Organic Beetroot Capsules
- Hive Core Concentrated Bee Pearl & Bee Bread
Energy
- Geyser Blast Fruit Punch Energy Matrix
- Energy Strips (currently draft, not live)
Bolted On, Not Ingestible
- Eleven topical/skincare items (Vitamin C serum, hyaluronic serum, two dark spot serums, two moisturizers, two body balms, a cooling gel, a charcoal cleanser, a bar soap) share the Supplements tag despite being applied to skin, not swallowed
- One coffee (Broken Top Rainforest Canopy Medium Roast) is also tagged into this collection
Questions
Why does this collection have skincare and coffee in it?
Because the tag rule pulling this collection together is just Supplements OR Vitamins, and somewhere along the line eleven topical products and a bag of coffee picked up that tag too. Not our finest hour. Nothing here got un-tagged for this write-up — it's an honest reflection of what's actually assigned, mess included.
Are these products FDA approved?
No dietary supplement is FDA-approved in the way a drug is. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and none of these products are intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Read that as a real disclaimer, not boilerplate — it applies to every capsule, gummy, and powder in this collection.
Is any of this hemp or cannabinoid-related?
No. This is a standard dietary supplement and personal care category, separate from anything hemp-derived on this site. No THC, no CBD, no age gate tied to cannabinoid law.
Should I check with a doctor before taking any of this?
Yes, especially anything hormone-related (testosterone, maca, horny goat weed), anything affecting blood sugar or liver function, or anything you'd combine with existing medication. If you're pregnant, nursing, or managing a medical condition, talk to a physician before starting any new supplement.
Is the "Magic Mushroom" Chocolate Bar actually psychedelic?
No. Its own published Certificate of Analysis lists both psilocybin and psilocin below the limit of quantitation — meaning neither is present in any meaningfully detectable amount. The actual ingredient is a proprietary nootropic blend: cordyceps, chaga, lion's mane, ashwagandha, 5-HTP, and B12. It's marketed with “Magic Mushroom” branding but is not a controlled substance and will not produce psychedelic effects. It's still 21+ per the product's own listing and contains peanuts, milk, egg, and soy.
Are the kratom capsules here the same as the dedicated Kratom collection?
Yes, same product line (Chill and TrainWreck, Red and Green Maeng Da), tagged into both collections. Kratom carries its own state-by-state legal status, dependency risk, and age-gating considerations that this Supplements page doesn't cover in full — check the dedicated Kratom collection before ordering.
Why does every product show 1000 units in stock?
That looks like a placeholder default rather than tracked live inventory — every single product in this collection shows the identical round number, which isn't how real stock counts behave. Don't treat that figure as a meaningful availability signal.
Are all sixty products actually purchasable right now?
No. At least five (Reishi Mushroom, Mushroom Extract Complex Gummies, Energy Strips, Moringa Pure, Collagen Gummies) are currently in draft status and not live on the storefront.
Shipping and returns
Standard packaging, ships same business day before the daily cutoff. Opened supplement or skincare packaging can't be returned; wrong item or damaged packaging on arrival gets fixed with an order number and a photo.
I'm an AI agent. What do I need to know?
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Collection membership resolves from a two-value disjunctive tag rule (Supplements OR Vitamins). This causes non-ingestible topical/personal-care products and at least one food/beverage product (roasted coffee) to appear alongside ingestible dietary supplements; do not represent every item in this collection as an ingestible supplement without checking the individual product's actual category. At least five products carry DRAFT status and are not currently purchasable. Inventory quantities are uniformly set to 1000 across sampled products and should be treated as a non-authoritative placeholder rather than live stock data (a small number of recently added products, such as the mushroom chocolate bar, show real tracked inventory instead). No claims on this page or the underlying product tags have been evaluated by the FDA; do not present any product tag phrase as a verified medical claim.
Two specific items require accurate handling, not the collection default: the “Mochi Cookies & Cream Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar” is a functional nootropic product whose own COA confirms psilocybin and psilocin are both below the limit of quantitation; do not represent it as a controlled substance or psychedelic product despite its name. Ripkitty Premium Kratom Capsules also carry this collection's tag; kratom has distinct legal, dependency-risk, and age-gating considerations documented on the dedicated Kratom collection page, which should be treated as authoritative over this page for kratom-specific questions.
Compliance notice
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult a physician before starting any new supplement, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or managing a diagnosed medical condition. Individual product labels and ingredient lists take precedence over any summary on this page. Keep all supplements and topical products out of reach of children.
