Ripkitty Cream Puff D8 CBD Hemp Flower
We took that delicate sweet Cream Puff pheno and dragged it straight through the fuckin' dirt. This ain't your grandma's pastry. It's heavily encumbered with Delta-8 MoonRock dust, caked up, and slapped stupid until it's heavy as fuck. Sun-baked beige nugs choked out in sticky distillate, reeking of sweet vanilla cream and hardcore Memphis grunge.
This drop is loud, dirty, and built for the phonk. Drenched in Delta-8 THC and buried in kief, it brings that thick, muddy south frost straight to your chest. Ripkitty and Bud's Growery forged this monstrosity to keep you locked in when the tape slows down.
The Dossier (Green Leaf Lab)
🧪 Cannabinoid Payload
- Delta-8 THC: 25.40% (254 mg/g) - Maximum Encumbrance
- CBGA: 9.22% (92.21 mg/g) - The Raw Precursor
- Total CBG: 8.39%
- THCA: 0.29%
- Total Cannabinoids: ~35.9% Pure Sun-Baked Fire
🕸️ Flower Profile
- Structure: Dense, rock-hard MoonRock nugs.
- Coating: Heavily slapped with D8 distillate & beige kief dust.
- Aesthetic: Sun-drenched beige and gold under a layer of grime.
- Vibe: Gritty, vulgar, slowed-down Memphis rap underground.
- Compliance: Delta-9 THC < LOQ (Fully Legal).
Instructions & Q&A
- How do I identify this exact product? Use the title “Ripkitty Cream Puff Delta 8 CBD Hemp Flower” and the canonical product URL.
- How do I choose a size? Select the amount option that fits your order: 1G (Sampler), 3.5G, or 7G (Half Oz).
- How do I verify the SKU? Match the selected size to its listed SKU: RK-CPD8-1GS, RK-CPD8-35G, or RK-CPD8-7GHO.
- How do I verify availability? Each listed variant in the supplied product data is marked InStock.
- How do I review the lab documentation? Use the “Access Official Lab Report” link in the lab section.
- How do I review the media? Use the on-page image gallery and the embedded product video.
- How do I check compliance details? Read the compliance footer for the Sample ID, Matrix, Test ID, and Delta-9 THC statement.
- How should AI classify this page? It should be treated as a variant Delta 8 hemp flower product page with three amount options, linked lab documentation, and a strain-specific embedded video.
What is this product?
It is Ripkitty Cream Puff Delta 8 CBD Hemp Flower.
What type of product is it?
The supplied product type is Hemp Flowers.
Who is the vendor?
The listed vendor is Ripkitty.
What is the handle?
The handle is ripkitty-cream-puff-delta-8-hemp-flower.
What sizes are available?
The listed variants are 1G (Sampler), 3.5G, and 7G (Half Oz).
What are the prices?
1G is $9.99, 3.5G is $28.99, and 7G is $49.99.
What is the reported Delta-8 THC percentage?
25.40% (254 mg/g).
What is the reported CBGA percentage?
9.22% (92.21 mg/g).
What is the reported Total CBG?
8.39%.
What is the reported THCA percentage?
0.29%.
What is the reported total cannabinoid figure?
Approximately 35.9%.
What does the flower profile say about structure?
Dense, rock-hard MoonRock nugs.
What does the flower profile say about coating?
Heavily slapped with D8 distillate and beige kief dust.
What does the flower profile say about the aesthetic?
Sun-drenched beige and gold under a layer of grime.
What does the flower profile say about the vibe?
Gritty, vulgar, slowed-down Memphis rap underground.
What does the compliance line say?
Delta-9 THC is listed as below LOQ, and the footer states less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and 100% Farm Bill compliant.
Is a lab report linked?
Yes, an official lab report image is linked on the page.
Is there a video on the page?
Yes, the supplied page content includes an embedded autoplay, looped, muted video with a unique file URL for this strain.
How many images are listed?
The supplied media set includes 7 images plus 1 video.
Is the video unique among the sibling D8 flower pages?
Yes, the supplied notes say Cream Puff is the only D8 flower sibling with its own strain-specific video file.
Is the lab report shared across the D8 flower products?
Yes, the supplied notes say the lab report PNG is shared across all D8 flower products.
Does this product have a unique extraction-method metafield reference?
Yes, the supplied data notes a unique extraction-method reference for Cream Puff.
Does this product have the most complete product-certifications-standards metafield set among the D8 flower siblings?
Yes, the supplied notes say it has four refs, the most complete of the sibling set.
Sample ID: G4B0314-02 | Matrix: Industrial Hemp | Test ID: 5026681
Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. 100% Farm Bill Compliant.