Ripkitty Sour Brûlée CBD Hemp Flower
Forget that soft vanilla shit. Sour Brûlée is a fuckin' monster of a hybrid. We took premium CBD hemp flower and slammed it with a citrus-diesel nose so loud it’ll blow your goddamn doors off. Rocking 15.8% total cannabinoids, this indoor pheno is dense, frosty, and drips with a raw, unadulterated street vibe.
Meticulously bred for those who demand heavy flavor without the psychoactive crash, this cultivar commands absolute respect. It’s a symphony of foul-mouthed gas and sweet lemon zest, wrapped in trichome-coated perfection. Wield it, spark it, and own the damn room.
🔥 The Genetics
- Pheno Type: 50/50 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa) - Balanced as fuck.
- Visual Profile: Vibrant green, trichome-dense, midsize street structure.
- Finish: Heavy frost and aggressive amber pistils.
⛽ Aromatic Payload
- Primary Scent: Loud Citrus & Raw Gassy Diesel.
- Terpene Volume: 2.2% Total Terps.
- Key Terps: Beta-Myrcene, Cis-beta-Farnesene, Limonene.
- Room Presence: Bold, offensive, and sweet.
🧪 The Lab Dossier
- Cannabinoids: 15.8% Total Payload.
- Compliance: < 0.3% Δ9-THC (Fully federally legal).
- Status: Third-party verified. Zero bullshit.
Public Q&A
What is Sour Brûlée CBD Flower?
The supplied page presents Sour Brûlée as a balanced hybrid CBD hemp flower with strong citrus and diesel aroma, dense frosty structure, and always-visible lab highlights.
What cannabinoid data is shown on the page?
The supplied visible lab card lists 15.8% total cannabinoids and Delta-9 THC below 0.3% as federally compliant.
What terpene information is listed?
The supplied aromatic panel lists 2.2% total terpenes and names Beta-Myrcene, Cis-beta-Farnesene, and Limonene as key terpenes.
What does the flower look and smell like?
The supplied page describes vibrant green, trichome-dense flower with midsize structure, heavy frost, aggressive amber pistils, and a loud citrus and raw gassy diesel nose.
Is a lab report available?
Yes. The page links to a COA PDF for the Sour Brûlée batch.
What sizes are available?
The supplied variant list includes 1G, 3.5G, 7G, and 14G.
What makes this product structurally unusual in the catalog?
The supplied notes say this product has the sparsest flavor metafield setup in the catalog sample with only one flavor ref, and its current schema uses an unusual seller, manufacturer, and category combination compared with the rest of the catalog.
Ransack the Lab Report
Sour Brûlée is a COA-verified, legal hemp flower with absolute lab transparency.
Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. 100% Farm Bill Compliant.