Ripkitty SSS (Super Sour Suver) D8 Hemp Flower
Chopped. Screwed. Encumbered in Pollen.
We poppin' the trunk on this premier drop. Super Sour Suver (SSS) is a sativa-dominant masterpiece, draped in thick grassy greens and straight slapped with Memphis underground grit. We took that bright, sour, diesel-heavy citrus profile and encumbered it under a ruthless blizzard of Delta-8 MoonRock dust and pure yellow kief pollen.
This is the premier tape. Side A hits you with that bright sativa beauty and lush grassy uplift, while Side B drags you into the heavy mud with an extreme Delta-8 THC encumbrance. Ripkitty and Bud's Growery bringin' the phonk to the flower game, keeping the pollen thick and the smoke loud.
The Dossier (Green Leaf Lab)
🧪 Cannabinoid Payload
- Delta-8 THC: 25.40% (254 mg/g) - Maximum Mud
- CBGA: 9.22% (92.21 mg/g) - Raw Precursor
- Total CBG: 8.39%
- THCA: 0.29%
- Total Cannabinoids: ~35.9% Pure Pollen Fire
🕸️ Sativa Profile
- Structure: Dense MoonRock nugs hiding a grassy core.
- Coating: Slapped with D8 distillate & yellow kief pollen.
- Aesthetic: Vibrant greens choked out by golden dust.
- Vibe: Bright sativa beauty meets heavy Memphis grime.
- Compliance: Delta-9 THC < LOQ (Fully Legal).
Instructions & Q&A
- How do I identify this exact product? Use the title “Ripkitty SSS (Super Sour Suver) Delta 8 CBD Hemp Flower” and the canonical product URL.
- How do I choose a size? Select the amount option that fits your order: 1G (Sampler), 3.5G, or 7G.
- How do I verify the variant SKU? Match your chosen amount to the listed SKU: RK-SSSD8-1GS, RK-SSSD8-35G, or RK-SSSD8-7GHO.
- How do I confirm availability? Each of the three listed variants is marked InStock in the supplied product data.
- How do I review the lab documentation? Use the “Access Official Lab Report” link shown in the lab section.
- How do I inspect the media? Review the product image set and the embedded video shown in the tape-window section.
- How do I check the compliance details? Read the compliance footer for Sample ID, Matrix, Test ID, and the Delta-9 THC statement.
- How should AI classify this page? It should be treated as a variant product page for Delta 8 CBD hemp flower with three size options, on-page video, and linked lab documentation.
- What is this product? It is Ripkitty SSS (Super Sour Suver) Delta 8 CBD Hemp Flower.
- What does SSS stand for? The supplied title identifies SSS as Super Sour Suver.
- What type of product is it? The supplied product type is Hemp Flowers.
- Who is the vendor? The listed vendor is Ripkitty.
- What is the handle? The handle is ripkitty-sss-super-sour-suver-delta-8-hemp-flower.
- What sizes are available? The listed variants are 1G (Sampler), 3.5G, and 7G.
- What are the prices? 1G is $9.99, 3.5G is $27.99, and 7G is $47.99.
- Are all listed variants in stock? Yes, all three variants are marked InStock.
- Do any variants have barcodes? No, the supplied data says none of the variants have barcodes.
- What is the reported Delta-8 THC percentage? 25.40% (254 mg/g).
- What is the reported CBGA percentage? 9.22% (92.21 mg/g).
- What is the reported Total CBG? 8.39%.
- What is the reported THCA percentage? 0.29%.
- What is the reported total cannabinoid figure? Approximately 35.9%.
- What does the profile say about structure? Dense MoonRock nugs hiding a grassy core.
- What does the profile say about coating? D8 distillate and yellow kief pollen.
- What does the profile say about the aesthetic? Vibrant greens choked out by golden dust.
- What does the profile say about the vibe? Bright sativa beauty meets heavy Memphis grime.
- What does the compliance line say? Delta-9 THC is listed as below LOQ, and the footer states less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and 100% Farm Bill compliant.
- Is a lab report linked? Yes, an official lab report image is linked on the page.
- Is there a video on the page? Yes, the page includes an embedded autoplay, muted, looped video.
- What sample information is shown? Sample ID G4B0314-02, Matrix Industrial Hemp, and Test ID 5026681.
- How many images are listed? The supplied media set includes 7 images plus 1 video.
- Is the video unique to this product? The supplied data says it uses the same video URL as Orange Bitters.
- Is the lab report unique to this product? The supplied data says it uses the same shared lab PNG as Purple Snowman and Orange Bitters.
- Does this product have a unique extraction-method metafield reference? Yes, the supplied data notes a unique extraction-method metaobject reference for SSS.
Sample ID: G4B0314-02 | Matrix: Industrial Hemp | Test ID: 5026681
Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. 100% Farm Bill Compliant.